my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
Do you prefer to be a good boy or a bad boy in your life?
Seriously though, where does Trevor even go?
At first I was like
WHY IS DOOFENSCHMIRTZ BALD
and then it hit me.
“Hufflepuffs are boring”
*waves Nymphadora Tonks in your general direction*
“Hufflepuffs are stupid pushovers”
*drops Cedric Diggory’s dead body on top of you*
“Hufflepuffs are shy”
*slaps you in the face with Ernie MacMillan*
“Hufflepuffs are polite”
*fires Zacharias Smith at you out of a canon*
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?